| LETTERS FROM LONDON |
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| REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL 1 April 2011 |
| 1. I PREDICT A RIOT - NOT: It can be so confusing. Identities hidden behind black balaclavas, baton wielding aggressors; riot police or rioters? Both with an agenda to eliminate the enemy. 84 ‘fascist agitators’... 31 fascist enforcers injured. Considering their protective riot prevention gear – how exactly? Name calling? “You’re a fascist idiot!” “Ouch! That hurts!” More |
| 2. MUGS FOR MUGS: Coins, condoms, crockery, cake toppers, comics, thimbles, tea towels, tea pots, ashtrays, mugs, napkins, needlepoint, phones, posters, paper cups, plates, playing cards, finger puppets, stuffed animals, sick bags, scratch cards, rubber stamps, a jigsaw, dolls, gnomes, gloves, hair bands, handkerchiefs; it’s the naffest wedding of the year disregarding My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. Kate “he’s lucky to have me” Middleton must be throwing quite a strop. We know her gum-chomping mother is. More |